Washington Gurls

To the tune of Katy Perry’s “California Gurls”

 

Title: Washington Gurls

 

I know a place where the sky is always grayer

Cold, wet, and damp

I think there’s salmon in the water

 

Sippin hot cider

Laying underneath the evergreens

Boys gouge their eyes

If they take a little sneak peak at them

 

You could travel the world

But nothing brings you down like the Puget Sound

Once you party with them

You’ll be wishing you weren’t here

 

Washington girls are so regrettable

Flannel shirts with parkas on top

Pale white skin

So cold you’ll drop your popsicle

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh

 

Washington girls are unreliable

Pine fresh smell they got it on lock

Cops raid parties like these

Now put your hands up

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh

 

Ice on the beach

You’ll get rocks in your stilettos

They live in their jeep

With Nirvana on the stereo

 

You could travel the world

But nothing brings you down like the Puget Sound

Once you party with them

You’ll be wishing you weren’t here

 

Washington girls are unremarkable

Hiking boots with rain coats on top

Frozen hearts so cold you’ll drop your popsicle

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh

 

Washington girls are irresponsible

Pine fresh smell they got it on lock

Cops raid parties like these

Now put your hands up

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh

 

 

Obviously it’s just a parody, just a joke, so if you’re a Washington girl, don’t hate!  I don’t really think so negatively about Washington.

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